It's Potty Time!

Anyone thats taught for long at all knows a story like this.

I was teaching my class the other day and little boy approached.  This kid was doing the best "pee-pee" dance I've ever seen, and I've seen plenty.  This kid was twisting and turning and just barely able to walk over. 

As he got about ten feet away however, something changed.  He freezes, stands straight up, and says, "Oh yeah, I don't have to go right now."  And then walked back to his seat.

Of course, five minutes later, I get a repeat performance that actually makes it to me.  He has to go really, really bad, I'm informed.

Sure you do kid. Sure you do.