My kids call me a mad scientist (which I am). I also have them trained to call me evil (again, I am). However, every now and then I'm far outdone by my students.
I was doing a lesson where the students had to glue some stuff onto paper. Nothing too hard, right? I'm walking around making sure everybody is following directions good, when I notice that one of my little boys has a crazed look in his eyes.
As I walk over to him to see what's going on, this is what I observe, in chronological order:
*He is putting glue on the back of a little man-shaped piece of paper.
*He slowly places the man-paper down onto the larger piece, spreading it out almost in slow motion. He is giggling maniacally while he does this.
*He begins to talk to the little paper man. He is still giggling like a maniac.
*This what he is saying to it. "And now, you're stuck there forever... Mwa-ha-ha...."
Holy kiddie criminal Batman, this kid's one lab accident away from supervilliany.
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